It's Like A Moustache That Won't Go Away
Q: What is a permastache? Q: How can I lose my permastache? Q: Can women have a permastache? Q: How can I signal to friends that there is a permastache nearby without saying anything? Q: How can I get a permastache? Q: How do I know if I have a permastache?
A: A permastache is a mustache that, even after you shave, can still be seen.
A: Silly permastache, you can't, that's why it is called a PERMAstache.
A: Yes, the women's photo gallery will be posted soon.
A: Just put your fingers on your upper lip like your typing on a keyboard.
A: Only those lucky enough to be born with permastaches have them. Sorry.
A: Generally, a permastache is located between your nose and upper lip; where a regular mustache is located. However, a permastache never leaves.